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biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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Evan Walker, please don’t be dead.

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brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

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thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
image

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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